Heard at the JiffyLube

Clerk: Would you like to donate $3 to the "Matthew's Fight for Sight" campaign?
Patron: Well, who is he?
Clerk: What?
Patron: Who's Matthew? If I'm supposed to help him, don't I get to know who he is?
Clerk: Hmmm (studiously examining the flyer)...well...let's see here...
Patron: I mean, is he from around here? Is that why you're doing this?
Clerk: (frantically scanning the flyer) Um. This doesn't really say. Quite often it's for people in Boston (she says hopefully). Sometimes. He might be from around here (defeated).
Patron: No, thank you, I don't think so (a little too smug and victoriously).