Have you had the chance to check out the very funny Catalog Living? Regular old catalog photos (so often ridiculous in their staging), captioned in the voices of Gary and Elaine, the supposed inhabitants of this catalog world. A must-read, daily laugh for me. It's so hard to choose but here are a couple of favorites lately:
Gary, we were having such a lovely afternoon with the Andersons until you decided you just had to show off your string ball.
Elaine wasn’t about to let some hot flashes get in the way of balancing the checkbook with the abacus.
Elaine was not amused by Gary’s passive-aggressive response to her request to “garnish the cocktails.”